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Rust users

Attention Rust users! It's a trap!

Python Object Oriented Programming

Should you talk about POOP during a job interview?

Commenting fun

Commenting is HTML is so different...

Nested IFs vs. Nested replies

For Reddit nested replies, your patience is infinite.

Python is easy to learn

Which is true... until you reach Machine Learning, Artificial Intelligence, Maths and Data mining.

Working with legacy code

The new guy still needs time to adjust to legacy code.

var PrimaryColor

When I say: pink, you say: blue?!

Compile the compiler without the compiler

How did people in the 1970s compile the compiler without the compiler?

C++ mascot

Having this rat as a mascot explains a lot...

Software engineers & unions

Your team of 15 people saved the company $150 million last year, but was only paid 2% of that total. Are you ok with this? Do you consider this to be fair or are you willing to unionize to get more?

Aren't you learning AI yet?

AI is the future!!!

A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar...

ML: What are you having? Tell me everything for free now. You can pay me later for listening.

The long path to rejection

Regular people are rejected quickly. Software engineers go through a whole process before being rejected.

Finding a bug - developer vs. tester

The developer knows that it's not a bug, it's a treasured feature that needs to be hidden.

Frontend devs sweating

Responsive design is sometimes challenging....

You have to be a strong software engineer

Programming is hard. That is why you need to be strong enough to lift a minimum of 40 lbs if you want to get hired as a software engineer.

Linux kernel fully written in JavaScript

You can run Linux Kernel on JavaScript directly (without emulators) by using LKL.js.

Genie error

An engineer who likes recursion is the nightmare of any genie.

Why aren't you sharing your source code?

Are you proud of your source code? Why aren't you sharing it?

CORS error

Are you scared of a CORS error?

Undocumented spaghetti code

How did you sleep knowing that you left undocumented spaghetti code when you left the company? Like Donald Duck or even better?

How to impress a programmer as a man

Not only that you know how to install Windows, but you can also mansplain to her exactly how you do it. What programmer wouldn't be impressed?

Which acronym do you use the most?

Programmers use acronyms such as master-slave, deforestation, children and STD. Would you change any of them if you could?

Get rich or die trying

PHP code: $_GET[rich] or die(trying);

Will you volunteer to do coding and art for this man?

Even Devin gets paid. Why would we code for free?

Comparing Flutter, Swift and Kotlin...

And the winner is... Flutter!!!

Fixing your bug... quietly

If no one knows that you are responsible for the bug, there's no point to brag about it.

AI influencer

The life of an AI influencer: things are breaking and his mind is blown every day with every article and video until he randomly pivots and realizes that he never had an original thought since all he did is to copy other people's content and to make it more clickable.

Localhost ports

Localhost ports are not the same... there's an order and a place for each of them.

Computer engineer vs. Geologist

Earth is flat vs. computer work because there are very small people inside doing all the work. Was the geologist inspired by Amazon's Just Walk Out technology?

Reading tech blogs

Reading tech blogs is boring. Watching YouTubers reading tech blogs is exciting!

JavaScript for Babies

Buying programming books for your baby might turn your kid into an alcoholic... or a workaholic.

Repair the fridge

Just because I'm a computer engineer doesn't mean I can fix your fridge. I mean... I can fix it. But not because I am a computer engineer!

Scraping is fun

Scraping is not only fun, but also easy. Just joking!

REST is good for healing

Import everything

Use import * to import everything.

Smart Wi-Fi network name

This Wi-Fi network name will act as a first defense against people who want access to use your internet connection.

NASA sending code in space

The fact that NASA sent code 15 billion miles away is amazing!

So much worse

Crazy things that programmers can do...

A trustworthy author

VS Code asks if you are a trustworthy author. You are just the author, not trustworthy, so that is why your reply is always...?