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Breaking: JavaScript Developer Commits to Framework for Record-Breaking 3 Weeks

SILICON VALLEY, CA - In an unprecedented display of consistency that has left the tech world reeling, local web developer Alex Chen, 28, has reportedly stuck with the same JavaScript framework for an astonishing three weeks. Chen, known in local dev circles as The Framework Whisperer for his ability to adopt and discard JS frameworks at breakneck speeds, has been using Svelte without interruption since August 1st, shattering his previous record of 4 days set with Vue.js in 2022. I don't know what came over me, Chen said, visibly shaken by his own stability. I woke up one morning and just... didn't feel like switching to Angular. Or React. Or that new framework that was released during this interview. The news has sent shockwaves through the JavaScript community. Framework creators are reportedly in crisis mode, with one anonymous source from a major tech company stating, If developers start sticking with one framework, how will we justify our jobs? Chen's colleagues have expressed a mix of awe and concern. Senior developer Lisa Patel noted, I'm worried about Alex. Yesterday, I caught him reading documentation instead of immediately rewriting our entire codebase in a new framework. It's not like him at all. The unprecedented event has not been without its challenges. Chen admitted to suffering from withdrawal symptoms, including uncontrollable urges to create new npm packages and a persistent eye twitch triggered by the sight of stable, well-maintained code. Despite the difficulties, Chen remains committed to seeing this through. I'm taking it one day at a time, he said, his fingers twitching as he resisted the urge to type 'npx create-next-app'. But I've heard whispers of a revolutionary new framework that's only been downloaded 50 times. Maybe I'll check that out... you know, just to stay informed. As of press time, Chen was last seen furiously typing at his keyboard, alternating between Stack Overflow and the GitHub repo of an obscure framework with a name that's just an unpronounceable emoji.

SharePoint

-It's simple, you need access to a SharePoint you asked the owner to give you access.-who is the owner?-nobody knows

Who doesn't lie at least a bit on their resume

Asp.Net Core

ummm... yeaaaah... noo...

Every developer right now

Claude is pretty good IMO

alwaysCommentFirst

I guess git history is also an option...

Overengineering

Simple is good

IT automation: Ansible vs. bash script

LLM AI vs StackOverflow - Curtis Cali

Intel oven

Machine Learning & Linear Algebra

You thought that you are done with it after you graduate, but no. You need linear algebra for your whole career if you want to be a machine learning engineer.

Java & JavaScript

JavaScript is everywhere, so I had to learn it... I don't know it because I also know Java!

Security through obscurity

Hackers can't reverse engineer your code if you are not sure what you are doing and just write spaghetti code.

Elections: 403 for-bidden

404 voted for Trump, 403 voted for Biden. Who will you vote 4?

InfoSec corner

When InfoSec is in the spotlight and on the news, usually things are bad...

Junior Dev description

Junior Dev - Jack of all languages, master of none...

How programmers sleep

Programmers can sleep quietly through earthquakes, thunderstorms or alien attacks, but once they remember how to fix an error in their code, their peace is gone. Resistance is futile!

Software Development Methods

The waterfall method is the best. Do you agree?

Outsourcing companies

And, of course, the interns will still be overworked & underpaid.

Tech workers

Which tech worker is your favorite?

Farming seems to be the next big thing

Another programmer has taken up farming. Is this a trend?

Parrot Project Manager

The parrots might be the preferred Project Managers in the future since they ask How's the project going? more times a day, which makes them more efficient.

The desire to NOT see ads is stronger

No matter what YouTube engineers try, they will always be defeated. Those ads are too long and too many.

In Rust I trust

I tricked you that I have Netflix so that you can learn Rust, but you will thank me later. I have trust in Rust.

Idiot coding

Not everyone should code...

Tester vs. bug at night

A tester knows best. Follow his recommendations and the bug will be gone.

ChatGPT apps

Are they really new apps?

Not everyone should code

When you search YouTube for days to fix a specific bug, you realize that not everyone should code. Maybe YOU should not code. Are you just an imposter?

Async problem

This is what happens when you try to fix a problem using async: you end up with problem another that need you fix to.

ChatGPT - trojan horse?

ChatGPT is great, but what about our data and our privacy? No one seems to really care if ChatGPT is a trojan horse and Microsoft will have access to our data.

Skeleton hidden in production

You can either take one or two days to find the root cause and fix it or add 1 second delay and push it to production. The questions is.... will you live peacefully with this skeleton hidden in production knowing that one day someone might find it and question your skills?

Business Logic

Business logic, when it doesn't fit, can crack a project. A great architecture ruined by business people!

C will watch in silence

I will watch in silence as you walk off the edge of a cliff. You can't un-C this image...

Experts in AI

You have to become an expert in AI as fast as possible. Otherwise, the winners take it all!

Expecting failure

Can I succeed if I always expect SyntaxError?

Numbers spiral

You can create a numbers spiral with 5 lines of code.

Danger! Danger!

Seeing that your calculator opens on its own is no joke. What is next? Your camera?

Absolute trust in Copilot

Copilot is never wrong. It's the personal senior dev for the junior devs.

Let's start coding

Setting up the local environment was his workout: he got the same sweat.

leg_hands

From legend to leg to feet... that is why people fight for variable names.