A young boy had just gotten his driving permit... | Jokes of the day (64147)

[64147] A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.

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Woman Shares Why She Had To Quit Drinking Celsius Energy Drinks And Some People Are Joking It's An Ad For Them

TikTok user Alexis (@keepingupwithalexis) posted a video explaining the surprising reason she kicked her favorite energy drink to the curb.

50 Old-Looking Babies Vibing Like Today's Music Makes Them Angry

Old looking disgruntled babies that look like they are already over it. These funny old baby pictures show how most newborns look kind of mad all the time.

Today's Magic Words? Two-Day Free Delivery - Muddling through Middle Age

Some girls seek love. Me? I demand two-day free delivery. Easy no-cost returns and wholesale prices appreciated too.

Millions Watch As Woman In Haunted Home Finds Possible Dead Body In Her Yard

A woman on Tiktok reveal she thought her home is haunted but then ended up finding a rolled up rug in her yard while digging for a fence. Millions of Tiktokers were captivated.

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40 Hurricane Milton Memes For Floridians Who Are Memeing Their Way Through The Storm Instead Of Evacuating

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CBS Sunday Morning did a seven-minute feature piece on Kathy Bates this past weekend.  It's well-done, but even if you have zero interest in watching...do yourself a favor and at the very least jump...

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40 Stunning Vintage Photographs That Shine New Light On The Past

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Joke for Thursday, 10 October 2024 from site A joke a day - Debt Free

[64148] "I am overjoyed! Soon I will be able to payoff all my loans and at last be debt free.I'm on my way to the bank, thrilled to know that in a very short while I will finally have all the money I need to begin enjoying life for once.I am so excited I can hardly get my ski mas

40 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Wednesday (October 9, 2024)

Today’s funniest tweets are a chaotic midweek vibe, full of the most random, hilarious thoughts people had on this fine Wednesday. Scroll, laugh, repeat.

36 Ridiculous Times Food Was Served On Literally Everything But A Plate

Food served on ridiculous things, really, everything except for a plate. These pretentious restaurants think they'll make up for subpar food with insane presentation.

SharePoint

-It's simple, you need access to a SharePoint you asked the owner to give you access.-who is the owner?-nobody knows

40 Wholesome Pictures To Brighten Even The Dullest Day

These heartwarming posts and wholesome pictures are just the boost you need to brighten your day—or even your whole week.

Hilarious Matryoshka Dolls Cartoon - The Funny Times

In this hilarious cartoon about detectives solving a murder, Matroshka-doll shaped cop and detective stand over 5 white chalk outlines on a street which gradually diminish in size. The detective says "yeah, I do have a suspect"

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What in the name of all that is good and holy will it take for climate deniers to finally get that Climate Change actually exists??!!  That it's a very real thing.  That what you have seen and seen...

Hilarious A peek inside the issue ... Cartoon - The Funny Times

In this funny cartoon about sneezing, a matryoshka doll says "gesundheit!" to another doll who has exploded into pieces on the floor.

Twitter Roasts Wendy’s ‘Krabby Patty’ For Being A Dave’s Single In Disguise

Wendy's new Krabby Patty has Twitter buzzing with roasts, as fans call out its underwhelming resemblance to a regular burger.

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30 People Who Stole The Show With Their Creative Halloween Costumes

This year, the bar has been raised once again, with people taking their Halloween looks to new levels of brilliance. Here are some of the best we've seen and it's not even Halloween yet.

Which widely recognized company was originally called 'Cadabra'?

Trivia question of the day from LaffGaff, the home of daily trivia: Which widely recognized company was originally called 'Cadabra'?

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Funny Prefer Math Joke! | LaffGaff, Home Of Laughter

Funny prefer math joke from LaffGaff - "People often ask me why I prefer to teach math instead of English ..." Read more now ...

Hilarious Featured Bonus Cartoons>A peek inside the issue ... Cartoon - The Funny Times

In this humorous cartoon about parenting a rebellious teenager, a mother matryoshka doll sees her daughter standing on human legs and says "take them off this moment, young lady!"

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Idtoic Mistakes - The Daily WTF

Working at a company where the leadership started as technical people has its advantages, but it can also carry costs. Arthur is in one such environment, and while it means that management and labor have a common vocabulary, the company leadership forgets that they're not in a technical role anymore. So they still like to commit code to the project. And that's how things like this happen: if( this.idtoservice != null ) { sOwner = this.idtoservice.Common.Security.Owner; } else if( this.idtoservice != null ) { sOwner = this.idtoservice.Common.Security.Owner; } else if( this.idtoservice != null ) { sOwner = this.idtoservice.Common.Security.Owner; }

Parisi Needs Another Cup - The Funny Times

In this humorous cartoon about parenthood, a tired-looking matryoshka doll approaches the counter at a cafe. Opening to reveal her hollow centre, she says to the barista "the kids are at school... fill 'er up!"

Slackers Go For Gold at Pretty Special Olympics – HumorOutcasts.com

HYANNIS, Mass. This town on Cape Cod is associated in many minds with the Kennedy family who summered here for many years, but locals say a new charity is trying to trade on the reputation of the Special Olympics, which grew out of a camp founded by Eunice Kennedy Shriver. “These new guys, they aren’t…