Someone makes the mistake of mentioning that IMAO is supposed to be a funny site. Oppo: “Funny how?” I appreciate one reviewer’s description of this scene as “slapstick sadi…

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14.06.2025

I’m Still Getting Bra and Puppy Ads – IMAO

Life is good! F***ing interest-trackers. Walrus: Maybe I’ll add cute kittens next.

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14.06.2025

Any Army Veterans Among Our Tight Little Group? – IMAO

— and by “tight,” I mean in the positive, not the negative, sense. Unless applicable. If so, happy 250th! You carried on George Washington’s legacy… Valley Forge and C…

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14.06.2025

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/6/2025 : New Matches for 6/13/2025 – IMAO

Reporting for guest hosting duties. Sorry for the delay but Mr. Walrus reports that house chores and getting the new gutters installed has taken precedence for his time. That and drinking last nigh…

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14.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: What Else To Know About Foreign Dating Apps – IMAO

Americans Warned Not to Use Dating Apps: What to KnowNewsweek | 6/4/25 | Theo Burman and Shane Croucher Americans have been warned about the risks posed by dating apps after several kidnappings in …

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14.06.2025

Friday Night Open Thread: Simony Says – IMAO

If you can buy an ecclesiastical office or an indulgence, then why not do it? After all, something is only worth the price that the buyer and seller agree upon, right?

IMAO

13.06.2025

Libs: “The National Commander-in-Chief Has No Authority Over the N-Guard!” – IMAO

Uses the N-Word; Can’t Say the Word “National”

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13.06.2025

Cartoons and Memes – IMAO

“Mr. Walrus, a bit late today.” “Technical difficulties. The are resolved now.” “About time.” “Why the gun?” “What gun?” Results 9. This …

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13.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: In Her Book, KJP Reveals… – IMAO

Ex-WH press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre left the Democratic Party, publisher of her new book saysAssociated Press | June 4, 2025 | Hillel Italie Former White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pier…

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13.06.2025

I Have “Weaponized” (a Term I Hold in Contempt) A.I. (a Concept I Hold in Contempt) Against Itself (in Contempt, of Course) – IMAO

When my helpful good friends at Microsoft showed me ads and news articles to choose from, I clicked on the ones with bras, and the ones with puppies. Therefore, almost 100% of the unavoidable pop-u…

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12.06.2025

OK, I’m Just Going To Leave This Here – IMAO

Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual GratificationOutkick | June 04, 2025 Judge not…

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12.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: How To Be the Ideal Wife – IMAO

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12.06.2025

Who’s That “No Kings” at My Door? – IMAO

Who’s that “No Kings” at my door? Who’s that “No Kings” at my door? Who’s that “No Kings” at my door? Said the foreign maiden. . “Down an…

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12.06.2025

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results for 6/4/2025 and new Matches for 6/11/2025 – IMAO

June is busting out all over and we have the ladies to prove it. Results Caroline MunroNo PreferenceTalisa Soto152556 Eva GreenNo PreferenceOlga Bisera178336 Matches for 6/11/2025 Match 1 Lois Chil…

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11.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: How To Be the Ideal Husband – IMAO

(Save your “wife” ones for tomorrow.)

IMAO

11.06.2025

If Someone Is Proud of Being Good At Their Job, Is That “Ableist”? – IMAO

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11.06.2025

Caption This! – IMAO

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11.06.2025

Happy Junetenth! – IMAO

{Reads correction} Oh well. It’s a stupid way of naming something anyway.

IMAO

10.06.2025

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Greta Garbo vs Selena Gomez – IMAO

Good evening. Greta Garbo vs Selena Gomez Greta Garbo (2-4-0 Pts. 278 Avg. 46.33) Week 1 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 37-83 Week 2 Lost to Lynda Carter 14-76 Week 3 Defeated Britney Spears&…

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10.06.2025

I’m Already Tired of This TV Show, “L.A. Riots.” Is There a Spin-Off? – IMAO

Like “National Guard”? I’d binge-watch that. “Rod + Knee = King: The Newscycle!”

IMAO

10.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: You Mark My Words! … – IMAO

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10.06.2025

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Alicia Silverstone vs Jayma Mays – IMAO

Good morning. Alicia Silverstone vs Jayma Mays Alicia Silverstone (2-4-0 Pts. 276 Avg. 46.00) Week 1 Defeated Selena Gomez 85-21 Week 2 Lost to Barbara Eden 19-81 Week 3 Lost to Lynda Car…

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10.06.2025

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Barbara Eden vs Valerie Bertinelli – IMAO

Good night. Barbara Eden vs Valerie Bertinelli Barbara Eden (6-0-0 Pts. 603 Avg. 100.50) Week 1 Defeated Britney Spears 109-18 Week 2 Defeated Alicia Silverstone 81-19 Week 3 Defeated Sel…

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10.06.2025

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 6 Results and Standings – IMAO

Here we are at the end with two undefeated contestants facing off in the final week to determine our winner. Good luck to both. Results Standings ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage …

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10.06.2025

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Lynda Carter vs Britney Spears – IMAO

Good afternoon. Lynda Carter vs Britney Spears Lynda Carter (4-2-0 Pts. 475 Avg. 79.17) Week 1 Defeated Jayma Mays 92-27 Week 2 Defeated Greta Garbo 76-14 Week 3 Defeated Alicia Silversto…

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08.06.2025

Science Thoughts – IMAO

If you want a definitive answer, you may be on the wrong website. We finally may be able to rid the world of mosquitoes. But should we?US Headtopics | 06 03 2025 Gene editing holds the potential of…

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08.06.2025

British IMAO Headquarters Finally Opened – IMAO

Millions of Pounds Expended

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08.06.2025

Saturday Night Hootenanny – IMAO

We got a purrfectly enjoyable hootenanny for you tonight.

IMAO

08.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: A Weird Dream You Remember: … – IMAO

(Courtesy of Jimmy)

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08.06.2025

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special – IMAO

“Back in the swim of things, eh Mr. Walrus?” “I’m reay and willing to take a plunge.” Winner 10. This week 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

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07.06.2025

Bond Girlathon Friday : Week of 5/30/2025 Results : New Matches for 6/6/2025 – IMAO

Looks like I’m up for guest hosting duties this week. Sorry for the late start but I was watching “The Longest Day” today. Results Mie HamaNo PreferenceHalle Berry661111 Akiko Wak…

IMAO

07.06.2025

In Honor of D-Day – IMAO

Be forewarned, there are as many versions of Patton’s speech as there are authors. But here’s one that seems good: General Patton arose and strode swiftly to the microphone. The men sna…

IMAO

07.06.2025

The Internet: A Warning From Nietzsche – IMAO

Wenn du lange in einen Abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein. Translation: When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

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07.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: Word on the Street Is… – IMAO

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07.06.2025

Pot Calls Kettle Black. Ramekin-ifications: – IMAO

… CNBS launches immediate fact-check. … Riots in urban centers nationwide. … Biden issues stutterment: “?” … Kamala Harris issues statement: “We embrace th…

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07.06.2025

Friday Night Open Thread: Diners, Dives, and Drive-Ins – IMAO

… Memorable ones, to you. . Mine: The local diner that was open past 1:00 a.m., serving full breakfasts. Came in handy for us when we were high-school types. The Dew Drop Inn — had to s…

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06.06.2025

Cartoons and Memes – IMAO

“Hi Mr. Walrus. Know what is on tap for tonight?” “Nope.” “Come on, take a shot.” “Drinking.” “How did you guess?” “I loaded the pi…

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06.06.2025

Dear Shabby: – IMAO

I know you won’t believe me, but I just came to work and found myself in the middle of an intern pillow fight.

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06.06.2025

Straight Line of the Day: Wait — What Do Food Preparation and Assisted Suicide Have To Do With One Another? – IMAO

Illinois rep. adds assisted suicide language into food prep bill as amendmentLive Action News | May 25, 2025 | Nancy Flanders Legislators in Illinois are working to quietly legalize assisted suicid…

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06.06.2025

Walrus Return From Vacation Energized; Oppo Looks on in Concern – IMAO

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Oppo Misses the Point – IMAO

I’m Still Getting Bra and Puppy Ads – IMAO

Any Army Veterans Among Our Tight Little Group? – IMAO

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/6/2025 : New Matches for 6/13/2025 – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: What Else To Know About Foreign Dating Apps – IMAO

Friday Night Open Thread: Simony Says – IMAO

Libs: “The National Commander-in-Chief Has No Authority Over the N-Guard!” – IMAO

Cartoons and Memes – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: In Her Book, KJP Reveals… – IMAO

I Have “Weaponized” (a Term I Hold in Contempt) A.I. (a Concept I Hold in Contempt) Against Itself (in Contempt, of Course) – IMAO

OK, I’m Just Going To Leave This Here – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: How To Be the Ideal Wife – IMAO

Who’s That “No Kings” at My Door? – IMAO

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results for 6/4/2025 and new Matches for 6/11/2025 – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: How To Be the Ideal Husband – IMAO

If Someone Is Proud of Being Good At Their Job, Is That “Ableist”? – IMAO

Caption This! – IMAO

Happy Junetenth! – IMAO

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Greta Garbo vs Selena Gomez – IMAO

I’m Already Tired of This TV Show, “L.A. Riots.” Is There a Spin-Off? – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: You Mark My Words! … – IMAO

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Alicia Silverstone vs Jayma Mays – IMAO

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Barbara Eden vs Valerie Bertinelli – IMAO

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 6 Results and Standings – IMAO

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 7 : Lynda Carter vs Britney Spears – IMAO

Science Thoughts – IMAO

British IMAO Headquarters Finally Opened – IMAO

Saturday Night Hootenanny – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: A Weird Dream You Remember: … – IMAO

Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special – IMAO

Bond Girlathon Friday : Week of 5/30/2025 Results : New Matches for 6/6/2025 – IMAO

In Honor of D-Day – IMAO

The Internet: A Warning From Nietzsche – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: Word on the Street Is… – IMAO

Pot Calls Kettle Black. Ramekin-ifications: – IMAO

Friday Night Open Thread: Diners, Dives, and Drive-Ins – IMAO

Cartoons and Memes – IMAO

Dear Shabby: – IMAO

Straight Line of the Day: Wait — What Do Food Preparation and Assisted Suicide Have To Do With One Another? – IMAO

Walrus Return From Vacation Energized; Oppo Looks on in Concern – IMAO

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