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Girlfriend and Uncle Eddie - JokesBlogger
I called my girlfriend earlier today, but all my calls went straight to voicemail. So, I decided to call her from a coworker’s phone. When someone picked up, I heard a sweet little voice say, “Hello?” It was my girlfriend’s daughter. I said, “Hey, honey! I’m at work. What are you and Mommy up to?” […]
Nuns visited the zoo - JokesBlogger
A group of nuns is visiting the zoo. They are outside the gorilla enclosure when one of the gorillas breaks out, grabs one of the nuns, takes her back inside, and proceeds to have his way with her for several hours until they are able to get her back. A few weeks later, back at […]
Married couple - JokesBlogger
A married couple are sitting in bed looking at their phones when the husband stumbles upon an article about the sex lives of married couples and those in long term relationships. He reads about how, after a certain period of time, couples can fall into bad habits and patterns, primarily of which is a lack […]
Inventor of the Harley - JokesBlogger
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.” Arthur thought about this for a minute […]
The Insurance Game - JokesBlogger
Three elderly men were relaxing on the beach in Florida. One said “I owned a factory in New York state. One winter, the heat didn’t come on, the pipes froze and got water everywhere, and everything was ruined. I decided I was too old to start over, so I took the insurance money, sold the […]
A monk in a shower - JokesBlogger
A monk was about to take a shower and realized he’d forgotten to bring his soap so he left he the shower and ran naked down the hall to his room to grab some soap. He took two bars, figuring he’d leave one there for future use, and was walking back to the shower when […]
A human couple meets an alien couple - JokesBlogger
They decide it would be fun to swap partners for the night. The alien woman goes off with the human man and the alien man goes off with the human woman. The alien man and human woman get undressed and he asks her, “Is it long enough?” She replies, “It could be a bit longer […]
Beautiful woman with big butt - JokesBlogger
Dugly rented an apartment and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an beautiful girl with a big butt came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Dugly smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe […]
Village with no women - JokesBlogger
A man wanting to start a new life accepts a job in a remote village with no women. Once there, he asks a local, “Are there really no women here?” “None.” “So… what do you guys do when you need to have sex?” “There is a donkey close to the river for that.” The man […]
invites fetish club over - JokesBlogger
A man invites some of his fetish club over for breakfast…. They are catching up on life and swapping stories about work, their grandkids’ birthdays, their recent stock market fortunes, and so on, when the subject of what they’re most proud of comes up. Gerald, a 35 year old dentist, proudly exclaims, “Of everyone here, […]
Thought they met before - JokesBlogger
A man and a woman meet in a bar and the man cannot shake the sense that they have met before. She assures him them haven’t. They start tracing through their histories and she’s right, they went to different schools, churches, and had a different group of friends. Then it occurs to him. They haven’t […]
Casino dealers - JokesBlogger
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, […]
Three girlfriends - JokesBlogger
A man has three girlfriends but doesn’t know which one to marry. So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them. The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this, she […]
Come for a run - JokesBlogger
A cute little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come, run with me through the forest with me! You’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks […]
Guy with a really tiny head - JokesBlogger
Guy with a really really small head walks into a bar I’m talking the size of a grapefruit tiny. He whips out This roll of 20s, and buys the entire bar a round a drinks and starts throwing money around. After about four drinks, the bartender says hey man, how do you come up with […]
Always with a different girl - JokesBlogger
An Englishman and a Dutchman are sitting in a pub. The Dutchman says to the Englishman, “Every time I see you in here you walk out with a different girl. What’s your secret?” The Englishman replies, “It’s really easy. As soon as I walk into the pub, I casually toss my Rolls Royce keys onto […]
Three Wishes - JokesBlogger
Three friends found a Genie, and he offered them three wishes. “Three wishes each?” one of them asked. “No,” the Genie replied. “Three wishes in total. You can decide how to split them, but it’s only three wishes. And you can’t wish for someone else, the wish has to be applied to yourself only.” After […]
Buddhist monk - JokesBlogger
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: “Make me one with everything.” After a brief chuckle, the vendor makes the hot dog and gives it to the monk, saying “That will be $4 please”. After the monk hands over a $10 bill, he finds himself waiting uncomfortably while the vendor […]
A cop is driving out on patrol - JokesBlogger
A cop is driving out on patrol one night. When he sees a car whipping past at high speeds. He turns on his lights and sirens and pulls them over. He gets out and sees this little old lady in the driver’s side, she rolls down her window and says “Is there a problem officer?” […]
Birthday Girl - JokesBlogger
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off He asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be twelve again’, she replied, Still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, […]
Married couple at dinner - JokesBlogger
A married couple is having dinner… Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again? Husband: honestly hon, I don’t know Wife: If you did re-marry, would you two live in the same house as we do? Husband: yeah, I love this […]
Butt Hole Hurts - JokesBlogger
I went to the doctor and I said “Doctor My butt hurts!” He said “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” I said “right around the entrance, it’s really sore” He said “My advice is that as long as you call that the entrance it’ll hurt” “”””” Gay Black Dating at GayBlackDate.com is where […]
A gigantic message - JokesBlogger
A gigantic message shows up in space one day. The words, seemingly written out of pure light, spell “WHO ARE YOU?”. Amazingly, the message is understood by every human on Earth, as each person sees it in their native language. Humanity collectively notices the message, making it the global #1 priority. All conflicts cease, and […]
Some old ham - JokesBlogger
A pastor’s wife goes to the grocery store for dinner ingredients. She stops by the butcher and asks for the best ham. Butcher comes back and says “here’s your dam ham” Shocked, the pastor’s wife responds “Watch your language, the Lord doesn’t approve of cursing”. “No ma’am, that’s the name of the ham” the butcher […]
Stunning Porsche - JokesBlogger
A 17-year-old boy, who works part-time at Pizza Hut, pulls up to his house in a stunning Porsche. His parents are immediately suspicious, knowing there’s no way his after-school job could have paid for such an expensive car. “Where did you get that car?” they shout, astonished. “I bought it today,” the boy replies calmly. […]
Fart Football - JokesBlogger
An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared, “Seven points!” His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What was that all about?” The old man grinned and replied, “It’s fart football.” Not wanting to be left out, a few minutes later the wife […]
Bus Accident - JokesBlogger
A bunch of scrap metal dealers are all killed together in a bus accident. They end up at the pearly gates and are greeted by St. Peter. Peter: What are you guys supposed to be? A big dirty guy in the crowd: We’re scrap metal dealers! Peter: How come there are so many of you? […]
Goes to heaven - JokesBlogger
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. “Don’t worry about that,” says St. Peter, “it’s just someone having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings.” The old lady looks […]
Three inmates - JokesBlogger
Three inmates were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, “So, what did you bring?” The first convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to […]
What do you want to be - JokesBlogger
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, […]
Saving money - JokesBlogger
There was man whose wife was always trying to save money. She used coupons, barely ran the AC, and stuff like that. She also didn’t like to use the car much, to save on gas, tires, brakes, etc. Her habit annoyed her husband sometimes. One day while taking the bus home from work, the man […]
intergalactic swingers - JokesBlogger
An alien couple land their saucer in a farmer’s field. They approach the house and explain to the farmer and his wife that they are intergalactic swingers. He asks them is they are ok to spend the night and then go back to their planet in the morning. The farmer and his wife talk it […]
I met a one-legged lady at the bar - JokesBlogger
I met a one-legged lady at the bar. Out of curiosity,I asked her how she lost her leg. “Well, it’s due to me being a great negotiator.” Do tell. “You see, I had a business trip down to Brazil, and I was able to get a private pilot to fly me for a quarter of […]
Hated his wife's cat - JokesBlogger
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He […]
Sitting at a bus stop - JokesBlogger
A man is sitting at a bus stop, and there is another man sitting next to him. Suddenly another man comes up to the second guy and says “E-E-Excuse me, s-sir. C-Co-Could you p-p-please gi-give me d-directions t-to-to the n-ne-nearest gro-grocery s-st-store?” The man didn’t say anything. He just sat there, looking at him, stress […]
Cowboy and Lesbian - JokesBlogger
Cowboy An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, “Are you a real […]
CIA looking for an assassin - JokesBlogger
The CIA had an open position for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that […]
Married for 50 years - JokesBlogger
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man said. “We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.” “Well,” Granny […]
Lion bent over - JokesBlogger
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of […]
Strongest man in town - JokesBlogger
A local bar was so confident, that their bartender was the strongest man in town… So they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The challenge was for the bartender to squeeze a lemon until all the juice was in a glass, then hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze out just one more […]