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“Napoleon” isn’t Ridley Scott’s Waterloo, but it’s just as muddy | Movie-Blogger.com
“Destiny has brought me here! Destiny has brought me this lamb chop!” Story: It’s 1789, and Marie Antoinette has been beheaded during the rabid tide of the French Revolution. As years pass, a Corsican military commander named Napoleon Bonaparte seeks a chance to show his quality. He succeeds, and fails, in glorious fashion. Genre I’d […]
“The Hunger Games: The Ballad Of Songbirds and Snakes” | Movie-Blogger.com
I wasn’t sure I was up for a prequel that focused on the Big Bad of the original story, but with Snakes, it’s the city struggling after years of strife, and how it’s trying to climb out of the hole it dug itself, that I found truly fascinating.
“The Marvels” is kitten-tastic! | Movie-Blogger.com
“New rule – no more touching shit! Especially mysterious glowing shit!” Story: In a galaxy far far away from Kamala Khan, Kree leader Dar-Benn finds the second Quantum Band, and decides to use it to save her home planet of Hala. Y’know, by stealing every bit of certain resources from other planets. Meanwhile Captain Marvel, […]
“The Creator” – meaning in the midst of madness | Movie-Blogger.com %
If you got the good-chills watching Rogue One, The Creator is gonna be your favorite thing to watch this year. Creator is a mashup of Blade Runner, The Golden Child, and Dune‘s Butlerian Jihad. It’s incredible, and I loved every second.
"My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3" - sweet end-of-summer fun | Movie-Blogger.com
“Vacation!!!” Story: The Portokalos family is struggling; patriarch Gus has passed, mother Maria seems to be suffering from dementia, and the cousins are busy with Real Life™. So Toula decides to head to Greece (with family in tow) and fulfill a promise she made to her dad; give his old coming-to-America journal to his BFF. […]
“Slotherhouse” | Movie-Blogger.com
“We’re all gonna die slow, horrible deaths at the hands of an adorable killing machine!” Story: Emily is a sorority sister who has aspirations to becoming president of her chapter. But her social media stats aren’t great, so obviously that’s what’s holding her back. (Instead of the bullying Grade-A Beeyotch who’s the current prez.) What […]
In Queue Review – “You are SO NOT Invited to My Bat Mitzvah” | Movie-Blogger.com
“Stacy Friedman’s crush on Andy Goldfarb has ended. Time of death, 5:23 pm.” Genre: Coming Of Age Gurrrrl Power Comedies Release Date: 2023 Where I Watched: Netflix Gist: upper-middle class tweens Stacy and Lydia are BFFs. They’re also prepping for their Bat Mitzvah, and crushing on boys. Stacy has a misunderstanding that only an overly […]
“Strays” – dogs rule, this film drools | Movie-Blogger.com
“… I want it to be over… I really just want to be home.” [film pulls thoughts out of my head and adds them to the film’s dialogue in real time] Story: Reggie is a Very Good Boi whose human owner Doug is certifiable garbage. So one day when Doug abandons Reggie, Reggie makes new […]
“Meg 2: The Trench” | Movie-Blogger.com
While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “I had to save the dog!” [The dog is, in fact, saved. Again. You’re welcome. – eds.] Story: […]
“Barbie” – Sparkly, Subversive, and Sublime | Movie-Blogger.com
While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition – and back ends – on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “Goodnight Barbie! I’m definitely not thinking of death anymore!” Genre I’d put it in: Sublimely Subversive Satires […]
“Oppenheimer” – scientific genius, cinematic complexity | Movie-Blogger.com
While I firmly support the members of WGA and SAG/AFTRA, I also respect that they should be given recognition and back ends on work already in the can. Get those bags, y’all! So without further ado… “Did you think that if you let them tar and feather you, they’d forgive you? They won’t.” Story: Robert […]