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Nerdjpg - Humor Blog
26.07.2024
boag: “She is so smart ”
25.07.2024
People on tv: arguing about Biden and Harris Microscopic ticker tape text: yesterday was the hottest day on earth in the last 100,000 years
sandmandaddy69: “”
24.07.2024
Anonymous said: Do you say “ah lee see ah” or “ah lee shah” Answer: Just ahhhhh
Can you fold me in half 8 times and put me in your pocket
guy who eats different Kellogg cereals each week and documents how much he masturbates in an excel spreadsheet
22.07.2024
What if I picked you a president o_O And then I eated it >.
(High and forgot how to say is this cup empty) is this drink used
17.07.2024
I’m stoic (my whole body is vibrating at such a high frequency it’s undetectable to the human eye)
16.07.2024
Don’t mellow my harsh bro
08.07.2024
sunbathe: “thinking of all the unhoused ppl having to live out in this climate crisis fucking heatwave. thinking of all air conditioned public spaces that would rather kick said unhoused ppl back out...
Explaining to my wife we are already in an open relationship because in other universes I probably have other partners
04.07.2024
I relate to Kamala Harris in the sense that my dad wouldn’t want me to be president either
29.06.2024
inthesensethat: “”
26.06.2024
Me and a friend at pride 🏳️🌈
15.06.2024
Hi team
13.06.2024
oldwomanyuri123: ““HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦” ”
cherrydanish: “”
kushblazer666: “”
11.06.2024
I’m not a “stepstool” I’m the stool that stepped up 💪
ALT
07.06.2024
I’m so tired of the same hell as usual. A fresh hell would actually be invigorating
jessepinkthem: “this awesome puppy cut the flan ”
06.06.2024
deckervsdracula: “”
pedromodesto69: “”
05.06.2024
She gave me back door access like she was Microsoft and I was the CIA
Telling the priest in the confessional he’s low key in the cuck chair (god is on my side)
02.06.2024
Good morning Saturday morning
01.06.2024
Pessimists will say the dick is half soft. As an optimist I prefer to say the dick is half hard
31.05.2024
30.05.2024
29.05.2024
Personally I love veterans so much I think we should get the week off to not forget them
smoqueen: “Me not giving a fuck ”
Going outside improves my mental health cause when I get back inside I’m like. Wow this is so amazing and comfortable
28.05.2024
Sorry I can’t eat dinner I don’t want to spoil my movie popcorn
24.05.2024
Ok
23.05.2024
Saying “chat clip this” into someone’s ring doorbell as I steal their package
22.05.2024
rimonoroni: “anxiety got me feeling like this for no discernible reason in a completely safe place ”
Anonymous said: top ten cheeses Answer: Thank you for your question (in no order) - Camembert - Manchego - Mozzarella - Irish cheddar - Ricotta - Parmigiano Reggiano - Pecorino Romano - Provolone -...