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A Nation of Psychopaths | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Is the US a nation of psychopaths who have chosen to elect a president who aligns with their own disturbed and deranged mind-set? From their celebration of lawlessness in the Old West to their obsession with personal ownership of lethal weapons as a personal right, the average American exhibits many of the key traits of the psychopath...
Art of the Steal | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Trump stuns allies with plans to redevelop post-war Ukraine into 'Riviera of the Black Sea'. Ukrainian population to be relocated to annexed Canada as Trump demonstrates 'Art of the Steal' in peace negotiations with Putin as he aims to add Ukraine to Gaza in his property portfolio.
Rise of the Clockwork Nazis | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Is Elon Musk's disenchantment with current state of European neo-fascism driving him to create the 'perfect Nazi'? Warnings that the billionaire plans to create 'clockwork Nazis' embodying Aryan ideals of genetic perfection using advanced robotics and AI which will lead new European fascist movement.
Artificial Entertainment | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Should all creative activity be handed over to Artificial Intelligence? With writers, actors, directors and other creatives increasingly being 'outed' as sex offenders, religious freaks, animal molesters and Nazis, top science fiction writer claims that AI created fiction, films and TV would save fans from emotional trauma of having to constantly cancel their idols.
Divine Judgement | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Was the burning down of Mel Gibson's house in California wildfires a case of divine judgement? Was the Almighty trying to tell Mel to walk back the anti-Semitism, misogyny and crazy right wing politics? Conservatives dismiss idea, instead claiming fires more likely a judgment on modern Soddom and Gomorrah that is liberal Hollywood. Either that, or 'Jewish Space Lasers' are being used to target industry conservatives.
X is Not Enough | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Has Elon Musk been inspired to try and become a super villain as a result of his father's involvement in building Ernst Stavro Blofeld's space laser in 1971? Is X owner planning to destroy UK government via social media rather than space laser? Is Musk ultimately too limited in his vision to be true super villain?
Unreliable Sources | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
UK press accused of being over reliant upon supposed high-level confidential sources rather than investigative journalism after bishop falsely accused of defecating on neighbour's lawn. Top academic claims most sources actually nosy neighbours and local voyeurs peddling rumour and innuendo. Are facts now obsolete in journalism?
Scare Tactics | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Are you scared yet? You should be, according to the UK's media. If you don't freeze to death in the blizzards they predict, then you'll be murdered in your beds by immigrants, nuked by Putin or attacked by household appliances powered by Chinese technology! But don't worry, you can be perfectly safe if only you'd vote Tory....
Woke Christmas | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Are modern nativity plays too woke? Top conservative columnist complains of too much 'inclusiveness' including shepherds played by little girls and Chinese wise men. Is Christmas itself, with its socialist calls for 'goodwill to all men' and 'peace on earth', being hijacked by the 'wokerati'?
Rehabilitating Monsters | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Top PR guru outlines how recently deposed Syrian dictator Bashar al Assad can be rehabilitated and returned to ranks of international elite. Are charitable causes - especially for sick children - key to reputation recovery? Is it true that any monster can be rehabilitated, regardless of their crimes and misbehaviour, simply by re-casting themselves as the victim?
Curse of the Insatiable Sex Fiend | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time he looks at the strange case of 'The Curse of the Insatiable Sex Fiend'. Is a husband's sudden infidelity with multiple women the result of contact with a cursed mummified penis? The Rev investigates.
Injustice for All | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Does 'two tier' justice exist in UK? Are British courts handing down too lenient sentences for supposedly mentally ill offenders and those from minorities? Friends and relatives of victims demand to have say in sentencing of criminals - call for an 'eye for an eye', 'stabbing for a stabbing' and 'bum rape for a rape'. Justice or just violent retribution?
American Voodoo | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Did President Biden die in office before being resurrected as a zombie by Voodoo High Priestess Kamala Harris? Latest bizarre claims from Trump camp as campaign strategists claim Haitian immigrants are using Voodoo rites to raise army of the living dead which they will unleash against white Americans!
Unreliable Memoirs | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Top psychotherapist expresses fears for mental health of two former Tory Prime Ministers in light of Boris Johnson's bizarre memoirs and Liz Truss' claims of persecution by 'transgender Mafia'. Former aides blast Johnson's unreliable memoirs for inaccuracy, claiming he wanted to send SAS to raid Netherlands for weed and prostitutes, not vaccines.
Fat Boy Has Fallen | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Do CIA and FBI have contingency plans to assassinate Trump if he goes full on fascist in his second term? Journalist claims plans to ensure 'Fat Boy Has Fallen' via exploding women, poisonous golden showers and deadly burgers in place. But with Trump cabinet packed with extremist cranks, will taking out just Trump be enough to avert fascist dystopia?
Unsolicited Alarmism | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Ever had one of those week's when you feel that outside entities are getting way too intrusive with regard to your life? Unsolicited invitations to drug trials, to buy a retirement home and plan your own funeral, along with equally unsolicited banking advice, leave Doc Sleaze wondering if any aspect of our lives is still private and exempt from monetisation...
Fashionably Fascist | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Top British Fascist dismisses far right rioters as 'slobs', blaming their failure on lack of discipline and dress sense. Slams rioters for betraying true fascist tradition of being best dressed and coiffured extremists. Infamous Nazi war criminal agrees, arguing if you claim to be 'Master Race', you must look and dress like a 'Master Race', not a drunken rabble.
Fish Fingered | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
What lies behind series of attacks on fishermen by mutated fish? As woman swimmer has bottom slapped by aquatic sex maniac's tail and angler sexually assaulted by giant man-fish, marine biologist speculates that hormones in sewage spilled into sea could be behind creation of sex-obsessed mutant fish.
Ready, Steady, Cock | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Is it 'Ready, Steady, Cock' as top BBC food presenter Gregg Wallace stands accused of sexual misconduct? Lurid new claims of Wallace painting genitals green and pretending they were vegetables during time as greengrocer spark fears that media being flooded with ludicrous fake allegations as part of campaign to discredit original accusations.
Fake Hate | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Religious hate group denounced by government revealed as limited company run for profit by wealthy Tory donors. Did Tory government invent security threat in order to engender culture of fear in run up to election? Newspaper investigation claims whole religious cult faked in order to pursue government's 'Culture Wars'.
Clinical Insanity | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Should mad doctors and their dangerous experimental procedures be available on the NHS? Health chiefs accused of clinical insanity for forcing patients to go private for treatments including penis transplants, full fur grafts and radioactive blood transfusions as private clinic providing such procedures accused of being front for Nazi human experiments.
The Phantom Poll Booth | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Are desperate Tories planning to take another leaf out of Trump play book by trying to discredit election result? Top academic claims they might follow example of US Republicans and claim that voters 'hijacked' by phantom polling stations or even set up fake polling stations themselves on election day, in order to divert non-Tory votes.
Archbishop’s Got Talent? | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Will Church of England run talent contest to select new Archbishop of Canterbury? Could new Archbishop come from outside denomination? Claims that candidate 'auditions' so far have included Voodoo witch doctors sacrificing chickens at evensong and Satanists practicing Black Mass, orgies and buggery at Sunday service.
Possession by Download | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time he looks into a case of 'Possession by Download'. Has a laptop become possessed by porn obsessed spirit inadvertently downloaded like a computer virus - a sort of 'evil-ware'? The Rev investigates.
Sex and Rockets | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Is techno-jerk-in-chief Elon Musk planning to inseminate Mars with his phallic rockets loaded with his own seed in hope of creating super race? Top tech figures claim the Trump-ass-kisser extraordinaire's human intimacy problems also driving him to develop sex robot for remote sex with earth women in order to propagate his 'superior' DNA.
Porn in the USA | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Does pornography pose an existential threat to the US? Clergyman calls on Trump campaign to commit to banning porn. claiming young Americans spend too much time masturbating over porn, resulting in falling birth rates. Fears that immigrants are out-producing Americans in baby stakes, raising spectre of Americans becoming minority in own country.
In the Editing Suite of History | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
As the right-wing press tries to rewrite current events before our very eyes, in order to evade their own culpability for recent political violence, the Doc ventures into 'The Editing Suite of History' to look at how the establishment have rewritten and re-edited history to their advantage...
The Idiots Are on the Streets! | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Are UK's far right riots down to an outbreak of extreme idiocy? Top academic opines that country currently has surfeit of idiots susceptible to unattributed right-wing propaganda and racist rhetoric from public figures seeking to ferment unrest. Rioters claim that violence actually provoked by 'woke' police preventing them from burning down mosques.
I Shot Trump! | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Fugitive ex-Marine claims Trump assassination attempt faked - alleges that he shot Trump months ago, but both targets were actually inflatable decoys! Other conspiracy theorists assert that whole thing pre-recorded in film studio - like the fake moon landings - with crisis actors. Question remains - if only fake Trump targeted, where is the real Trump?
Two Tier Accountability? | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
As Britain's media falls over itself to rehabilitate disgraced Tory PM Boris Johnson, we ask why they aren't pursuing recently deceased former SNP leader Alex Salmond for accepting gifts posthumously? As press pursue Keir Starmer over attendance at Taylor Swift concert, Salmond's body being flown back to UK on millionaire's private jet goes unremarked...
Farter Christmas | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
“There are going to be a lot of disappointed children this Christmas, if this injunction isn’t lifted,” forty six year old Gus Gusto explains toThe Sleaze. “Believe me, there’s no point in hoping that Santa is going to deliver their presents – unlike me, he doesn’t exist!” Gusto was arrested by West
My Living Sex Dolls | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Welcome to our semi-regular feature –Ask the Rev– where leading paranormal expert and ordained priest (in the Church of Jesus the Latter Day Naturist) Reverend Leonard Fanny addresses our readers’ supernatural personal problems. This time the Rev’s expertise is required to deal with the case of ‘My
The Mercy Killers | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Britain’s providers of illicit euthanasia services, the so called ‘Mercy Killers’, have expressed mixed feelings about the current cost of living crisis in the UK and how it impacts their. “There’s no doubt that soaring food and energy prices really drove demand for our services during late Summer a
The Truss With Two Heads | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
With voting in the Conservative Party leadership election – which will also determine who will succeed Boris Johnson as Prime Minister – about to start, the two candidates are making their final push to try and secure the votes of the Tory faithful. While former Chancellor Rishi Sunak has bid to win
Club Sex | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
A new London club has sparked outrage by offering punters sex shows of the most extreme nature. “The live sex experience has to compete with the stuff available nowadays on the web,” says Peter Heckheimer, the man behind ‘Club Sex’, which has just opened in Soho. “In age when people can watch just a
The Arses That Saved Britian | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
“Listen, in effect, those groped arses saved Britain,” declares anti-corruption activist Luke Limpend, with reference to the alleged victims of disgraced former Tory whip Chris Pincher, the scandal resulting from his reportedly feeling them up having resulted in the fall of Boris Johnson. “So signif
Erection of Evil | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Welcome to our semi-regular feature –Ask the Rev– where leading paranormal expert and ordained priest (in the Church of Jesus the Latter Day Naturist) Reverend Leonard Fanny addresses our readers’ supernatural personal problems. This time the Rev’s expertise is required to deal with an ‘Erection of
Arse Grabbers Anonymous | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
A spokesperson for the government has confirmed that the ‘medical treatment’ disgraced former Deputy Chief Whip Chris Pincher – who was forced to resign over allegations that he had groped the behinds of two young men in the Carlton Club while drunk – is receiving consists of attending meetings of ‘
Not Meeting the Queen | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Well, I pretty much avoided all of it – the Platinum Jubilee, obviously. It was pretty easy really – I just avoided the main TV channels and any public places, like parks or the local shopping centre, for four days and was able to pretend nothing was going on. There were no street parties in my area
Who Will Rid Me of This Turbulent Turd? | The Sleaze | UK News Satire and Humour
Prime Minister Boris Johnson escaped death once more this week, when an angry mob attempted to bludgeon him to death on the steps of Parliament. “They just descended on him and started to beat him with truncheons, bits of wood, crowbars, even golf clubs,” eyewitness Josie Oslo later told theThe Dail