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Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Something In Her Eye
[64230] "Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars.""That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars." - Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A
Joke for Saturday, 18 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Who Gets What?
[64228] Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each ge
Dental Terminology | Jokes of the day (64227)
[64227] (Dentist) This is going to pinch a little. (Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell. - Joke for Friday, 17 January 2025 from site A joke a day
Joke for Thursday, 16 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Cardiac Problems
[64226] My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.” - Joke for Thursday
Joke for Monday, 06 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Write You A Ticket
[64224] Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was fo
Joke for Tuesday, 31 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Forever Friends
[64222] On New Year's Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushe
Joke for Friday, 20 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Salad for Dinner
[64218] I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?""Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm." - Joke for Friday, 20 December 2024 from site A joke a day
Joke for Tuesday, 03 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Conveyor Belt Job
[64210] During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job. "I work at the end of a belt," I said. With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?" - Joke for Tuesday, 03 December 2024 from site A jok
Joke for Friday, 22 November 2024 from site A joke a day - What Part of the Body
[64202] What part of the human body is called the "yet"?I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet. - Joke for Friday, 22 November 2024 from site A joke a day
A black guy goes into an electronics store | Jokes of the day (64201)
[64201] A black guy goes into an electronics store. He tells the salesman I'm here to see your hi-fis. Maybe Panasonic, Yamaha, or Sharp. The salesman says Oh right let me guess - you're going to blast that rap music at full volume. Probably going to piss off your neighbors. The blac
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends... | Jokes of the day (64199)
[64199] A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Mommy, the little girl asks, How old are you? Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother warns. It is not polite. OK, the little girl says, How much do you weigh? Now really, the mother
Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection... | Jokes of the day (64195)
[64195] Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor : Let me tell you a story: There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A L
Joke for Saturday, 09 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich...
[64194] A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich and happy, he asks to always climax at the same time as his wife. A few weeks later, he’s back rubbing the lamp. “Genie, I need to undo that wish.” The genie asks, “Why? Did something go wrong?” “No, it wor
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table... | Jokes of the day (64193)
[64193] Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and
Joke for Wednesday, 06 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - A man walks into a open Hollywood audition…
[64192] A man walks into a open Hollywood audition. He gets inside and begins to fill out his audition form, rehearse his monologue, and stand in line. After a while he gets into the audition room and hands the casting director his audition form. He takes his spot on stage and is about to la
Joke for Tuesday, 05 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which...
[64190] A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which one to marry. So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them. The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this,