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Joke for Tuesday, 10 June 2025 from site A joke a day - Navigation Gone Wild
[64282] I turned on the navigation device in the car and it began to flirt with me! Just then I realized I'd hit the wrong button and was listing to an audio book romance novel belonging to my wife. - Joke for Tuesday, 10 June 2025 from site A joke a day
Strangers In The Night | Jokes of the day (64281)
[64281] A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!and hangs up.Her husband rolls over and asks,Sweetheart, who was that?I don't know,some dumb bitch as
Service Memorial | Jokes of the day (64277)
[64277] One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's foyer. The plaque was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. "Father Donovan," the boy asked, "what is this? "We
Joke for Monday, 26 May 2025 from site Jokes of The Day - Bloody Brilliant Dracula Jokes for World Dracula Day
[64278] May 26th is World Dracula Day—sink your teeth into these bloody good jokes that’ll leave you howling with laughter (just not under a full moon)! I work in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. However, there are only 2 employees so I have to make every second count.
Joke for Sunday, 25 May 2025 from site Jokes of The Day - Six Side-Splitting Jokes: From Balloon Blunders to Comma Catastrophes
[64276] My wife and her sister fell out on a holiday trip… The rest of the balloon flight was, however, peaceful! My friend asked me if I was ready to go to n*dist party I said, I was born ready A coma in a sentence can make a huge difference For instance, “Let�
Enter a Password | Jokes of the day (64275)
[64275] A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, And at the appropriate point in the process. She told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured h
My Loving Dog Mace | Jokes of the day (64273)
[64273] There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat grass -- not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower blush. And nothing, it seemed, could cure him of it. One day, the handyman lost his wrench
Joke for Tuesday, 13 May 2025 from site A joke a day - UK Trip Results
[64272] After a vacation in London, a couple had a little chat...Husband: How should I get rid of the British Pounds I brought back?Wife: Take them to a bank and covert them to dollars.Husband: I'm not sure they'll do that. I think I just need to eat less and walk more. -
Joke for Tuesday, 29 April 2025 from site Jokes of The Day - International Dance Day Jokes: Celebrate on April 29th With Some Serious Dancefloor Laughs
[64268] April 29th is International Dance Day—time to move your feet and your funny bone! Celebrate with these dance jokes that have better rhythm than most of us on a Friday night How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? 5678 Why do dancers say 5, 6,
Joke for Thursday, 17 April 2025 from site A joke a day - Where Are You Going?
[64262] After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.“I’m not really sure,” confessed the drunk, “but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming
Joke for Thursday, 10 April 2025 from site A joke a day - Photographic Evidence
[64260] A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.”She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot.“That’s me in the middle,” she said. - Joke for Thursday, 10 April 2025 from site A joke a d
New Beer’s Eve Jokes: Kick Off the Brew Before the Big Day | Jokes of the day (64259)
[64259] New Beer’s Eve Beer Jokes: Celebrate on April 6th—the unofficial pre-party to National Beer Day on April 7th—with a frothy collection of witty beer jokes to tickle your funny bone and lift your spirits. Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains
Joke for Friday, 04 April 2025 from site Jokes of The Day - 🥕 Carrot Day Jokes – 10 Crunchy Laughs for April 4th!
[64258] April 4th is International Carrot Day, and we're celebrating the funniest root in the veggie patch! Whether you're a fan of puns or just here for the laughs, these carrot jokes will have you peeling with laughter. Why do sailors eat so many carrots? It helps them sea better!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes | Jokes of the day (64257)
[64257] Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! Celebrate April 2, 2025 with some deliciously nutty jokes: Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly? Because it felt smothered! What’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’s favorite type of music? Smooth jams.
Sally's Report Card | Jokes of the day (64255)
[64255] Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am goin
Joke for Thursday, 27 March 2025 from site Jokes of the Day - Beautiful Daughter
[64256] Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, My dear guests . . . I have a pro
Joke for Monday, 24 March 2025 from site A joke a day - Patience off of the Green
[64254] The nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated by a doctor."Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.
Joke for Saturday, 15 March 2025 from site A joke a day - Ice Cream
[64250] What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new
Joke for Wednesday, 05 March 2025 from site A joke a day - Sergeant Abuse
[64248] A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!" - Joke f