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Joke for Thursday, 17 April 2025 from site A joke a day - Where Are You Going?
[64262] After gunning his BMW the wrong way down a one-way street, the rather intoxicated young man was asked where he thought he was going by a curious police officer.“I’m not really sure,” confessed the drunk, “but wherever it is, I must be late, because everybody seems to be coming
Joke for Thursday, 10 April 2025 from site A joke a day - Photographic Evidence
[64260] A customer walked up to my bank window and asked me to cash a check.“Of course,” I said. “But I’ll need to see ID.”She dug though her purse and handed me a snapshot.“That’s me in the middle,” she said. - Joke for Thursday, 10 April 2025 from site A joke a d
New Beer’s Eve Jokes: Kick Off the Brew Before the Big Day | Jokes of the day (64259)
[64259] New Beer’s Eve Beer Jokes: Celebrate on April 6th—the unofficial pre-party to National Beer Day on April 7th—with a frothy collection of witty beer jokes to tickle your funny bone and lift your spirits. Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains
Joke for Friday, 04 April 2025 from site Jokes of The Day - 🥕 Carrot Day Jokes – 10 Crunchy Laughs for April 4th!
[64258] April 4th is International Carrot Day, and we're celebrating the funniest root in the veggie patch! Whether you're a fan of puns or just here for the laughs, these carrot jokes will have you peeling with laughter. Why do sailors eat so many carrots? It helps them sea better!
Peanut Butter and Jelly Day Jokes | Jokes of the day (64257)
[64257] Happy National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day! Celebrate April 2, 2025 with some deliciously nutty jokes: Why did the peanut butter break up with the jelly? Because it felt smothered! What’s a peanut butter and jelly sandwich’s favorite type of music? Smooth jams.
Joke for Thursday, 27 March 2025 from site Jokes of the Day - Beautiful Daughter
[64256] Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, My dear guests . . . I have a pro
Sally's Report Card | Jokes of the day (64255)
[64255] Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am goin
Joke for Monday, 24 March 2025 from site A joke a day - Patience off of the Green
[64254] The nurse noticed a man in golf attire pacing up and down outside the emergency room where another golfer, who had a golf ball driven down his throat, was being treated by a doctor."Is he a relative of yours?" the nurse, stepping outside the room, asked the pacing golfer.
Joke for Saturday, 15 March 2025 from site A joke a day - Ice Cream
[64250] What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new
Joke for Wednesday, 05 March 2025 from site A joke a day - Sergeant Abuse
[64248] A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!" - Joke f
Joke for Thursday, 27 February 2025 from site Jokes of the Day - Baseball heaven?
[64242] There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, Do you think there's baseball in heaven? Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, I dunno, Abe. Bu
Joke for Monday, 17 February 2025 from site A joke a day - Worth A Try
[64240] Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your st
The Future of Technology | Jokes of the day (64241)
[64241] I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.” - Joke for Tuesday, 18 February 2025 from site A j
Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Something In Her Eye
[64230] "Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars.""That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars." - Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A
Joke for Saturday, 18 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Who Gets What?
[64228] Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each ge
Dental Terminology | Jokes of the day (64227)
[64227] (Dentist) This is going to pinch a little. (Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell. - Joke for Friday, 17 January 2025 from site A joke a day
Joke for Thursday, 16 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Cardiac Problems
[64226] My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.” - Joke for Thursday