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Joke for Wednesday, 05 March 2025 from site A joke a day - Sergeant Abuse
[64248] A sergeant gives a private a hard time. He says, "Private, I bet you are just waiting for me to die so you can come and urinate on my grave!"The private replied, "No sir, when I get out of the army I am not going to stand in more long, long lines!" - Joke f
Joke for Thursday, 27 February 2025 from site Jokes of the Day - Baseball heaven?
[64242] There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, Do you think there's baseball in heaven? Soloman thinks about it for a minute and replies, I dunno, Abe. Bu
The Future of Technology | Jokes of the day (64241)
[64241] I was visiting a friend who could not find her cordless phone. After several minutes of searching, her young daughter spoke up.“You know what they should invent? A phone that stays connected to its base so it never gets lost.” - Joke for Tuesday, 18 February 2025 from site A j
Joke for Monday, 17 February 2025 from site A joke a day - Worth A Try
[64240] Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks.If you are diving and are approached by a shark, they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible.If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your st
Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Something In Her Eye
[64230] "Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars.""That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars." - Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A
Joke for Saturday, 18 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Who Gets What?
[64228] Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each ge
Dental Terminology | Jokes of the day (64227)
[64227] (Dentist) This is going to pinch a little. (Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell. - Joke for Friday, 17 January 2025 from site A joke a day
Joke for Thursday, 16 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Cardiac Problems
[64226] My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.” - Joke for Thursday
Joke for Monday, 06 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Write You A Ticket
[64224] Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was fo
Joke for Tuesday, 31 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Forever Friends
[64222] On New Year's Eve, Patty stood up in the local bar and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person who made their life worth living.As the clock struck 12, chaos erupted as the bartender was almost crushe
Joke for Friday, 20 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Salad for Dinner
[64218] I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?""Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm." - Joke for Friday, 20 December 2024 from site A joke a day
Joke for Tuesday, 03 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Conveyor Belt Job
[64210] During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job. "I work at the end of a belt," I said. With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?" - Joke for Tuesday, 03 December 2024 from site A jok