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Joke for Friday, 20 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Salad for Dinner
[64218] I came home from work this evening and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?""Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm." - Joke for Friday, 20 December 2024 from site A joke a day
Joke for Tuesday, 03 December 2024 from site A joke a day - Conveyor Belt Job
[64210] During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job. "I work at the end of a belt," I said. With an ebullient smile, she asked, "Are you the buckle?" - Joke for Tuesday, 03 December 2024 from site A jok
Joke for Friday, 22 November 2024 from site A joke a day - What Part of the Body
[64202] What part of the human body is called the "yet"?I don't know either, but in the paper it said this lady got shot and they haven't got the bullet out of her yet. - Joke for Friday, 22 November 2024 from site A joke a day
A black guy goes into an electronics store | Jokes of the day (64201)
[64201] A black guy goes into an electronics store. He tells the salesman I'm here to see your hi-fis. Maybe Panasonic, Yamaha, or Sharp. The salesman says Oh right let me guess - you're going to blast that rap music at full volume. Probably going to piss off your neighbors. The blac
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends... | Jokes of the day (64199)
[64199] A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. Mommy, the little girl asks, How old are you? Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother warns. It is not polite. OK, the little girl says, How much do you weigh? Now really, the mother
Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection... | Jokes of the day (64195)
[64195] Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor : Let me tell you a story: There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A L
Joke for Saturday, 09 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich...
[64194] A guy finds a genie who offers him one wish. Already rich and happy, he asks to always climax at the same time as his wife. A few weeks later, he’s back rubbing the lamp. “Genie, I need to undo that wish.” The genie asks, “Why? Did something go wrong?” “No, it wor
Joke for Wednesday, 06 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - A man walks into a open Hollywood audition…
[64192] A man walks into a open Hollywood audition. He gets inside and begins to fill out his audition form, rehearse his monologue, and stand in line. After a while he gets into the audition room and hands the casting director his audition form. He takes his spot on stage and is about to la
Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table... | Jokes of the day (64193)
[64193] Two bored male casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blond woman arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that, she strips down, rolls the dice, and
Joke for Tuesday, 05 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which...
[64190] A man has three girlfriends but doesn't know which one to marry. So as a test, he gives each of them $5,000 to see how they spend them. The first girlfriend gives herself a complete makeover. She got a new hairstyle, new makeup, and a whole new wardrobe. When asked why she did this,
Joke for Monday, 04 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - My neighbor. She’s single. S...
[64188] My neighbor. She’s single. She’s shapely & beautiful and she lives right across the street. I watched her as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on my door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said
Joke for Sunday, 03 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On! - My 7-year-old asked me to take
[64186] My 7-year-old asked me to take him to McDonald's. I told him if he can spell it, I'll take him. He said, Fuck it, take me to KFC. - Joke for Sunday, 03 November 2024 from site Reddit Jokes: Get Your Funny On!
A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman... | Jokes of the day (64183)
[64183] A man went to the movies and was surprised to find a woman with a big collie sitting in front of him. Even more amazing was the fact that the dog always laughed in the right places through the comedy. Excuse me, the man said to the woman, but I think it's astounding that your dog enjo
Bibles to Boats | Jokes of the day (64185)
[64185] A young man from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big everything under one roof department store looking for a job. The manager asks, Do you have any sales experience? The kid replies, Yeah, I was one of the best Bible salesman back in Omaha.The boss liked the kid and gave him t
Guy's wife is having a heart attack and he calls 9-1-1... | Jokes of the day (64181)
[64181] Guy's wife is having a heart attack and he calls 9-1-1 G: My wife is having a heart attack, send an ambulance quick. 911: What is the address G: 1567 Eucalyptus Street 911: And how do you spell that? G: E, U... wait, U, E, C... wait Y,E.... fuck it, meet me on Oak, I'll d
Joke for Wednesday, 30 October 2024 from site Jokes of The Day - Great short jokes for mid-week laugh
[64180] Sadly my obese parrot just died. But it's a huge weight off my shoulders. As I was sitting drinking my morning cup of tea in my slippers, I thought to myself... I really must wash some cups! 999. Which emergency service do you require? What time is the next tr