[64227] (Dentist) This is going to pinch a little. (Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell. - Joke for Friday, 17 January 2025 from site A joke a day

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Joke for Saturday, 18 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Who Gets What?

[64228] Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her math classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each ge

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Playing It Safe | Jokes of the day (64229)

[64229] Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says," You know, I think I would like to die before my wife.""Why is that?" asked the other."Because if she's there when I arrive, she'll be telling a lot of things about me. I want t

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21.01.2025

Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A joke a day - Something In Her Eye

[64230] "Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars.""That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars." - Joke for Tuesday, 21 January 2025 from site A

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