[64293] Teacher: "Children, there will be only a half-day of school this morning."Johnny (in back seat): "Whoopee! Hurray!"Teacher: "Silence. We'll have the other half this afternoon." - Joke for Monday, 11 August 2025 from site A joke a day

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30.09.2025

Joke for Monday, 29 September 2025 from site A joke a day - Supporting A Family

[64294] The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend's father, "Son, can you support a family?""Well, no, sir," he replied, caught off-guard by the question. "Your daughter and I were thinking we'd just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will

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03.10.2025

Keeping Score in Golf | Jokes of the day (64295)

[64295] My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game."You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?""Five," answered Felix."Okay," my brother said, "let's go.&q

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13.10.2025

Joke for Monday, 13 October 2025 from site A joke a day - A Clean Getaway

[64296] Little Johnny's mother is making lunch when Johnny comes in from playing outside, covered in dirt."Johnny, you need to clean up for dinner," his mother says, looking at his left hand. "I've never seen a hand so filthy.""Then you haven't seen th

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