THOMPSONVILLE, IL — Three Angels Broadcasting Network announced that Stephen Colbert will be its newest on-air personality, but instantly clarified that the move should in no way be seen as ecumen…

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08.09.2025

Jesus Upset Adventists Want to Leave Just as He Is Coming | Barely Adventist

In a celestial press release a spokes-angel has revealed that the Savior is genuinely puzzled by the Adventist Church’s longstanding “Jesus is Coming, I Will Go!” slogan. “…

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09.09.2025

Prepper Just Wants Time of Trouble To Start Already | Barely Adventist

BOISE, Idaho — Local Adventist prepper Jared Martin says he’s completely over waiting for the Time of Trouble and would appreciate if it could just “get rolling already.” Martin has spent the last…

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11.09.2025

Should we be telling our children Jesus will come in their lifetime? | Barely Adventist

My mom did with me, I don’t with my kid. Not sure what approach is right… Tell us what you think here. ❤️ Love BarelyAdventist? Support us on Patreon for as little as $1 per month Head…

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