Follow me In a move that has surprised absolutely no one familiar with Adventist church culture, local Adventist university student Jason Frimbly has based his entire church home decision on one key factor – the potluck game. Frimbly, an environmental studies major, reportedly spent the better part of his freshman …

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05.05.2024

Evangelist Doesn’t Know Single Name of 1,000 He Baptized in Campaign – BarelyAdventist

Follow me At last month’s evangelistic campaign, veteran evangelist Elder Thundersalot baptized an astounding 1,000 new converts into the Adventist church over the course of just three weeks of meetings. When asked in an interview if he could share the names or stories of any of these newly baptized members, …

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06.05.2024

11 Reasons Why Being a Pastor’s Spouse is the Hardest Job – BarelyAdventist

Follow me 1. You’re expected to be a perfect role model at all times, with no room for human flaws or mistakes. 2. Your personal life is constantly under scrutiny, with church members feeling entitled to comment on everything from your parenting choices to your hairstyle. 3. You’re expected to …

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07.05.2024

Adventist Spends Entire Service Praying For Strength to Say “No” to Nominating Committee Roles – BarelyAdventist

Follow me As Sister Diane Overcommitted took her usual seat in the third pew from the front, she knew what was coming. Her body tensed up as she spotted Elder Tasker making his way down the aisle, arms loaded with clipboards and that ominous nominating committee list. “Oh Lord, give …

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Adventist College Kid Picking Church Fully Based On Quality of Potluck – BarelyAdventist

Evangelist Doesn’t Know Single Name of 1,000 He Baptized in Campaign – BarelyAdventist

11 Reasons Why Being a Pastor’s Spouse is the Hardest Job – BarelyAdventist

Adventist Spends Entire Service Praying For Strength to Say “No” to Nominating Committee Roles – BarelyAdventist

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