Somewhere right now, a missionary is landing in a new country with a PowerPoint titled “Daniel & the End Times (With Graphics!).” And somewhere else, a local church member is thinking, “Bro… …

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18.10.2025

The Crisis of Adventist Imagination | Barely Adventist

The real crisis isn’t in the world. It’s in our imagination. If every sermon, headline, and prophecy paints future darkness, we forget that “Let there be light” was the first word of creation. God…

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20.10.2025

Why Adventism Is Addicted to Fear — and How We Can Finally Detox | Barely Adventist

Fear built the Adventist brand. Love will have to rebuild it. For decades, we’ve measured faith by how much we tout the end. How vigilant we are against sin. How terrified we are of failing God, t…

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20.10.2025

Sabbath Was Never Supposed to Be This Boring | Barely Adventist

The Sabbath wasn’t designed to drain life out of you—it was meant to pour life into you. From the very beginning, Sabbath was about divine connection. God and humanity, face to face. No deadlines.…

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