Berrien Springs, Mich. – Dr. Conrad Vine, the outgoing president of Adventist Frontier Missions (AFM), has launched a new ministry called As the Needle to the Pole. But after a flurry of raised ey…

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28.02.2025

Trump Commands World to Worship Golden Gaza Statue | Barely Adventist

WASHINGTON DC. — Adventists are abuzz after Donald Trump’s latest AI-generated video unveiled a towering golden statue of himself in a glitzy, reimagined Gaza Strip—and demanded that everyone wors…

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04.03.2025

Ted Wilson Fashion Statements | Barely Adventist

Nothing says bold like some of these fashion decisions by General Conference president Ted Wilson… Wilson preaching at the 2018 Annual Council held in Battle Creek, Michigan. Church leaders …

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06.03.2025

GC Warns Adventists Not to Bring Sermon Feedback Signs to Church Like House Democrats | Barely Adventist

Silver Spring, MD – The General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has issued an emergency memo to members worldwide, pleading with them not to emulate the “attention-hungry House Democrats” by …

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