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BarelyAdventist | Adventist satire and humor
25.10.2025
Children’s story: that magical weekly moment when we gather tiny humans around the pulpit and let a well-meaning adult gamble with the entire service running time. It’s cute, it’s chaotic, and som…
Every church has its spiritual gifts. Some preach. Some sing. Some run the livestream while being publicly chastised in real time. Here is a sermon that slowly transforms into a passive-aggressive…
26.10.2025
Look, we get it. The Seventh-day Adventist Church can feel like a committee meeting stapled to a prophecy chart wrapped in a casserole debate. We’ve got problems — sometimes big ones. Global tensi…
27.10.2025
Sabbath mornings are going great — you’re singing, you’re focused, you’re spiritually in the zone — and then BOOM: “Turn around and greet three people!” Suddenly the sanctuary transforms into Hug …