SILVER SPRING, MD — A record number of Seventh-day Adventists are proclaiming that their true riches are in heaven following a catastrophic crash in retirement funds triggered by President Trump’s…

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18.04.2025

New Union Created for Anti-Vaxxers: NAD Announces PureBlood Union Conference | Barely Adventist

COLUMBIA, Md. – In a move that has raised eyebrows and lowered vaccination rates, the North American Division (NAD) of Seventh-day Adventists has unveiled the creation of the “PureBlood Union Conf…

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23.04.2025

Next Pope to be Chosen at GC Session | Barely Adventist

VATICAN CITY/ST. LOUIS — The General Conference has announced that the next pope will be elected at the upcoming GC Session in St. Louis this summer. Sources within the GC claim the move is only l…

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25.04.2025

9 Signs We Are Experiencing The Shaking | Barely Adventist

Adventist conspiracy theorists are on high alert, scanning the horizon for signs of “The Shaking”—that end-time sifting where the true remnant will rise and the unfaithful will fall. But in 2025, …

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