Children’s story: that magical weekly moment when we gather tiny humans around the pulpit and let a well-meaning adult gamble with the entire service running time. It’s cute, it’s chaotic, and som…

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25.10.2025

When the Pastor Preaches The Sermon… About The AV Team | Barely Adventist

Every church has its spiritual gifts. Some preach. Some sing. Some run the livestream while being publicly chastised in real time. Here is a sermon that slowly transforms into a passive-aggressive…

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26.10.2025

Why It Makes No Sense to Be Cynical About the Adventist Church | Barely Adventist

Look, we get it. The Seventh-day Adventist Church can feel like a committee meeting stapled to a prophecy chart wrapped in a casserole debate. We’ve got problems — sometimes big ones. Global tensi…

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27.10.2025

Yes, I Love Jesus. No, I Don’t Want to Hug You During the Greeting Time. | Barely Adventist

Sabbath mornings are going great — you’re singing, you’re focused, you’re spiritually in the zone — and then BOOM: “Turn around and greet three people!” Suddenly the sanctuary transforms into Hug …

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The 7 Types of Children’s Story That Should Honestly Be a Felony By Now | Barely Adventist

When the Pastor Preaches The Sermon… About The AV Team | Barely Adventist

Why It Makes No Sense to Be Cynical About the Adventist Church | Barely Adventist

Yes, I Love Jesus. No, I Don’t Want to Hug You During the Greeting Time. | Barely Adventist

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