In a bold move to boost church growth, the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists has announced a controversial new initiative aimed at doubling the denomination’s global membership. T…

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17.01.2025

A Used Pathfinder Sash, and Other Presents for Adventists with Inconvenient January Birthdays | Barely Adventist

Wallet still recovering from Christmas? Fear not! Here’s a list of budget-friendly gifts for the Adventist in your life who had the audacity to be born in January: A Used Pathfinder Sash Not…

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20.01.2025

Love at First Sight or Last Resort? A Quiz for Adventist Singles | Barely Adventist

This quiz promises to reveal whether your Adventist romance is a match made in heaven or just a convenient way to silence your aunt’s constant inquiries about your romantic life: When you se…

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21.01.2025

Trump Signs Executive Order Recognizing Only Fritos As Acceptable Haystacks Chips | Barely Adventist

In a move that has sent shockwaves through Adventist potlucks across the nation, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order declaring Fritos as the only acceptable chips for use in hayst…

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GC Aims to Double Adventist Membership by Requiring Adventists to Have Twice as Many Babies | Barely Adventist

A Used Pathfinder Sash, and Other Presents for Adventists with Inconvenient January Birthdays | Barely Adventist

Love at First Sight or Last Resort? A Quiz for Adventist Singles | Barely Adventist

Trump Signs Executive Order Recognizing Only Fritos As Acceptable Haystacks Chips | Barely Adventist

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