Members of Sleep Hollow Adventist congregation found themselves reflecting deeply on the concept of time this Sabbath, as Pastor Harold Jenkins’ sermon on “The Shortness of Time” stretched well in…

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26.06.2025

10 Ways to Lose Friends and Influence Nobody: Adventist Edition | Barely Adventist

Are you tired of having too many friends? Do you wish people would stop inviting you to potlucks and Sabbath afternoon walks? Look no further! Here’s your ultimate guide to becoming the least infl…

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02.07.2025

GC President Selection to be Confirmed Via Smoke Signals | Barely Adventist

The General Conference announced that the selection of its next president will be confirmed through traditional smoke signals emanating from the America’s Center Convention Complex in St. Lo…

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06.07.2025

GC Announces Portuguese as Official Language of Heaven, Effective Immediately | Barely Adventist

SILVER SPRING, MD — In a development that has left translators scrambling and English Sabbath School teachers nervously clutching their lesson quarterlies, the General Conference (GC) announced to…

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