I wanted a cat and I got one. I named him Shadow but should have named him Satan. He is a holy terror, a wildcat, part panther, I think. "He will settle down," everyone says. It has been two weeks and he hasn't settled yet. He has claimed the back bedroom as his own. It…

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25.09.2025

The Life of a Cat: Setting the Record Straight | Humor Columnist Blog

MEMO: To Whom It May Concern FROM: Shadow, The Cat SUBJECT: The Life of a Cat It has come to my attention that I am being called several malicious names and subjected to false accusations. I hope to set the record straight. Firstly, it has been alleged that I am overweight, in other words, a…

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04.10.2025

Growing Old with Grace and Humor | Humor Columnist Blog

Old woman using walker by Sasirin Pamai 2025, Vectors Stock Photos. I am old. According to government statistics, the average age of death for a female is 81.1. That means I am already dead, statistically speaking. So far, I've not seen myself in the obituaries, but there are days when I am afraid to look.…

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21.10.2025

Keep What Matters: Decluttering Strategies | Humor Columnist Blog

Marie Kondo makes it sound so simple. "Find the things that no longer spark joy. Thank them for their service, and get rid of them." With this advice in mind, I recently had a house cleaning. I disposed of half of the clothes in my closet. I am resisting the temptation to replace them. This…

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