Lucy, having grown up as a human child, was like a changeling, her essential chimpanzeeness overlaid by the various human behaviours she had acquired over the years. I watched, amazed, as she opened the refrigerator and various cupboards, found bottles and a glass, then poured herself a gin and tonic. She took the drink to…

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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/21/25 – HumorOutcasts.com

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember…

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23.03.2025

Antics of “Extreme” Notaries Irk the Calling’s Old Guard – HumorOutcasts.com

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Mortgage rates are up and the housing prices in the Boston area are high, which means that Ed Rensell, a retired insurance broker who depends on occasional notary public fees to cover income gaps left by his pension, is scrambling. “It’s only $2 a document, but that’s a cup of coffee at McDonald’s,”…

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23.03.2025

Goat Kebabs – HumorOutcasts.com

Middle Eastern Entree GOAT KEBABS INGREDIENTS 2 garlic cloves 1 yellow or white onion 2 green onions 1 pound ground goat ½ teaspoon cinnamon ¼ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon sumac powder ¼ teaspoon turmeric 1 tablespoon melted butter SPECIAL UTENSILS fine mesh colander 6 thin metal skewers…

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