The Secret Diary of Gerald, H Mart Tank Halibut
By Collin KimDay 1,247 in the Glass BoxMy name is Gerald, and I'm what humans call a "premium halibut." I prefer "aquatic intellectual," but nobody asked me. I've been living in this H Mart seafood tank long enough to become a cultural anthropologist. H Mart, for those unaware, is America's largest Korean grocery chain—basically the cultural lifeline for Korean Americans. I'm swimming in an icon.The Customer CategoriesThe Halmeoni: Korean grandmothers who examine me like I'm a precious gem. One
