Facial piercings littering the sidewalks like ammunition rounds. Oatmilk, spilt and spoiled, crusted dry over asphalt. Feminist bookstores reduced to ash, the singed words of Judith Butler blown through alleyways on a wayward breeze, like the final breath of an unkept promise. This is Trump’s Am

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Omnipotence incredibly overrated, reports Vassar junior – The Miscellany News

“I really wish more of my problems could be solved by just utterly removing them from existence," lamented Madison Deruvin ʼ27 in a recent interview with The Miscellany News. She continued, stating, “Oh, I suppose I should explain what I mean,” before turning to a random stranger and whispering some

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09.10.2025

Misc canceled for Greek yogurt embezzlement – The Miscellany News

There we were, sunbathing in the Nircle after our Pulitzer win for Pea Milk coverage. Then, out of the blue, we saw a light from above. Someone had sent up our version of a bat signal: a silhouette of Jamaican ramen concept. We had to respond. The signal came from the Deece. When we arrived, the

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10.10.2025

Horoscopes 10/9 – The Miscellany News

Aries: Do not worry, you will get your work done! You will snooze your alarms, you will dilly-dally with your pals, you will pick up new hobbies, you will adopt a deer, get bitten by a tick, safely remove the tick and STILL have time to do your work. How do you do it? Teach us your ways. Libra:

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