Rejoice, class of ’29! I, Wren Buehler, Assistant Humor Editor of The Miscellany News and aspiring advice columnist, have taken it upon myself to teach you that which I have learned as a freshman, so that you might not make the mistakes of yesteryear. Without further ado, here are the most important

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12.09.2025

Disney capsizes Jungle Cruise ship after guest pass expires – The Miscellany News

On Wednesday, Sept. 10, security officials at Florida’s biggest amusement park capsized a Disney Jungle Cruise Ship after discovering that the five hour play-pass of 11-year-old passenger Bobby Carpenter had expired. This marks the second time that a maritime affair has made national headlines ov

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12.09.2025

Vassar College to go pigeon-only; no more human students – The Miscellany News

Shock swept campus today as Vassar College announces plans to go pigeon-only, no longer admitting human students. The decision came after weeks of debate among Board of Trustees members and faculty. “It was a difficult decision, but a necessary one,” said Chair of the Board Sharon Chang ’84. “The Bo

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12.09.2025

Horoscopes 9/11 – The Miscellany News

Aries You might meet someone with the last name Burbank this week, like Truman Burbank of “The Truman Show.” Kind of a weird name in my opinion. It’s like if a bank was cold. Also, you have to duel them to the death. Sorry! Out of my hands :( Taurus Ugh, this is such a bummer thing to hav

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