Aries Everyone is looking forward to hearing you sing in the shower this week. If I were you, I’d start taking requests now. Maybe invest in one of those toy plastic microphones? The louder, the better! Taurus This week, you’re going to knock over a chair in the Deece (humiliating). Probabl

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24.04.2025

Miss Likki juices up a storm – The Miscellany News

My friends and I are no strangers to the art of juice. At any given moment in our TH, our fridge will be stacked with nectars of your wildest imagination. I’m talking about Capri-Sun multipacks (with an emphasis on the undoubtedly best flavor, Pacific Cooler), Newman’s Own Orange Mango-Tango, apple

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24.04.2025

Student explores drinking the Deece ice cream water – The Miscellany News

[Disclaimer: This article was written before the recent passing of Pope Francis.] A couple Thursdays ago, during the dinner rush at the Deece, I was catching a meal with all of the boys from my Stufel group. I was telling everybody this story about how I opened the door to the wrong dorm room by

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24.04.2025

MAGA high schooler attempts coup after losing election – The Miscellany News

Ninth-grader Bobby Jones addressed a crowd of his classmates outside of Lincoln High School in rural Pennsylvania, just hours after he was informed he had come in fourth place in the race for next year’s class president. The group of students consisted of nine freshmen who all stood holding “Stop Th

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