Evil Vassar College, Vassar College’s known archnemesis, has plans to celebrate the centennial anniversary of their evil arboretum. The celebration will include evil cake, evil speeches and evil tree planting (both the trees and the action of planting them will be evil). The evil cake will be flavor

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01.05.2025

Shocking, irrefutable revelation of zebras’ true colors – The Miscellany News

In a press release published at 9 o’clock on April 22nd, 2,025, scientists in New York City, New York, made a shocking claim: “Our research reveals”, they wrote, “that zebras are, irrefutably & without any doubt, black with white stripes, and any college publications that might impose rigid, con

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26.05.2025

The twelve days of retirement – The Miscellany News

Image courtesy of Nicholas Tillinghast '25

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26.05.2025

Can we stop with the ‘womp-womp’ thing? – The Miscellany News

I write this knowing that my protest will land on deaf ears, but as a board-certified hater, I feel compelled to speak up anyways. Please, please please: Can we stop with the “womp-womp” thing? Here is a fact: They are groundhogs. (Or woodchucks, whistle-pigs, monaxes, land beavers, etc. Wikipedi

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Evil Vassar celebrates 100 years of evil arboretum – The Miscellany News

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